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butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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the buck stops here

1. When you give money to a dishonest person to pass along to someone else, but he just keeps said cash for himself.
2. What happens in the vicinity of a "willing" doe during the rut.
Some years ago we naively gave one of the local tax-assessors the money for our yearly property-taxes, but she simply pocketed the cash and dishonestly kept it for herself... she shoulda had a t-short dat read, "the buck stops here"!
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.
There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.
by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010
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Stop inventing

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
by F1fan July 5, 2022
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Stop! You have violated the law!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010
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Stop Flipping My Jerker

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles
by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018
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