Stoley

(n.) A stolen vehicle, most often a car

Damn that dude hit 4 speedbumps going 40 mph, must be in a stoley.

by fortress123 January 5, 2021

Kevin Stoley

A character from the show South Park. He is the best character in the entire show and is amazing. If you don't like him i hate you

Person 1:Have you seen Kevin Stoley in the new episode?

Person 2:Yeah he's amazing!

by aisjeowokakeje April 6, 2022

The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008

Stoney Crook

Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)

Stoney Crook In this bitch

by CL.UNT July 14, 2010

Stoney Lonesome

Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".

A man can lose his hopes, and his mind, inside the walls of the Stoney Lonesome.

by Julian English January 28, 2005

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011