Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

Stockfish

Stockfish is a Chess software which is open source and free to use,the strongest Chess software so far.

Do you eat Stockfish?

No I use it to play chess.

by 雪飞飞 February 18, 2021

stonerism

someone who is constantly miswording thing and forgetting everything

dude i totally forgot we had......what were we talking about dude you just suffered from stonerism

by steven uribes March 6, 2009

stalefish

It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.

Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

stonerism

The act of constantly being under the influence of marijuana.

Man, this guy I know totally suffers from stonerism.

by James January 11, 2004