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Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
by sdkhgas April 19, 2006
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bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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stolex

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.
"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."
by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005
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Stilyaga

Russian hipster from the 1950s and 1980s, literally "stylish." Dressed like Americans to rebel against the repressions of communism. Smuggled their music on x-rays. Great music and clothes, lots of sex.
Russian 1: "Communism is boring!"
Russian 2: "No way, I'm a stilyaga! We live free."
Russian 1: Get lost before the KGB come and get me too!
by T123ABC October 13, 2011
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stollo

John: Nice Honda bro
Trevor: It's a stollo I got it today
by Tab36 February 3, 2014
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stole my clout

Someone has done something to take your power and fame away
“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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Stolen moments

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.
Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
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