Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.

1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016

Steamed oyster

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.

Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.

by Mdturtle July 14, 2019

Steaked

When you fight someone and you win.

"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"

by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017

Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

Steamed Rice

Newbie

In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).

by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009

steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

SteamedMac

Derogatory term aimed at the gigantic fast food franchise McDonald's and people dealing with Schizophrenia. Also known as "CannedMac". both terms can have 3 different meanings, One is the insult aimed at the previously aimed McDonald's, another is an insult aimed at people dealing with the mental illness known as Schizophrenia (also known as 4chan disease), and the last meaning is the last words of John Lennon. The term was first documented in 1786 by Thomas Jefferson. The phrase Jefferson said was "My dear love, you make an assumption of a SteamedMac." Later, In 1998. Burger King and Wendy's made 4 advertisements in the span of 8 months aimed at McDonald's. Later. McDonald's sued both fast food franchises and ended up losing. Nothing of a value was lost besides over 24 million dollars combined from all three companies. Later, a famous Geometry Dash Youtuber by the name of SteamedMac becomes big in the toxic community known as the Geometry Dash Daily Chat. SteamedMac took a break from Daily Chat for over 2 months before returning. Currently. they are known as "Spamton" on Geometry Dash. "Spamton" is the name of one of the bosses of the game Deltarune. SteamedMac on Geometry Dash has said many times that Spamton is their favorite character from Deltarune. They don't know why. SteamedMac is currently eating a sandwich, and ironically, has yet to eat a Big Mac from McDonalds. SteamedMac will alert everyone when and what time they will consume the famous sandwich.

"Wow, that was such a SteamedMac!"
"Does SteamedMac have a relation to a Big Mac?"
"Will my father come back with a SteamedMac?"

by Cosmixs December 17, 2021