statusless

To be used in reference with Facebook, "statusless" is to be thought of in a similar context to speechless.
This is particularly relevant in reference to a serial status-updater - you know there is something HUGE happening if they will log in to update you on the most insignificant information otherwise.

Katy: "Wow, what's going on Jayde? You always have something to say in your status updates?"

Jayde: "Yeah I know, I know... Actually there HAS been something rather huge happen, but it's kind of left me statusless as I can't find the words to say what I mean in a status update!"

by KatyKaty180 April 20, 2010

Statusing.

Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.

"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day

Someone: Glad you had a good day.

Someone else: Me too.

Someone: Why was it a good day?

Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.

etc.

by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

statusfied

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.

John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.

by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008

statusphere

The term for the group of celebrities living Hollywood or similarly famous places.

Really famous celebrities, e.g Morgan Freeman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Paris Hilton, float on the top of the statusphere, where as people you've never heard of but who RULE Hollywood are above it and people who try to be famous are beneath the statusphere, like Paris Hiltons friend that no one actually knows, or Jordan and Peter Andre.

by Cinderellas Saviour June 18, 2006

stateside kill

A term coined by military veterans, used in conjunction with the delivery of a "sick burn" or excellent insult. What some people would refer to as "shots fired."

"...and that's why you're still fat."

(Spectator laughter)
"STATESIDE KILL!"
(High fives for entourage)

by Deadpool the Murder Guy May 30, 2017

Statasize

The act of performing, creating,talking about, studying, learning or examining statistics

Humphrey was the best Statasizer for the Bears.
Loarraine's favorite hobby was Statasizing.

by Jessica Shock September 24, 2007