Statue

Person who doesn't move from one end of the day to the other
Hey Statue, are ye confused.
by Abbot August 21, 2003
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Status

n. pronounced Sta-dus or Stat

A man of high esteem, and who has a profound respect for his people. With a sense of style, and masculinity unmatched by those who have a habit of "checkin' his fresh", one might witness this particular man dusting off his own shoulder at the haters.

This man may be characterized as down-to-earth, fun, sharp, romantic, smooth, intuitive and powerful. This man's birth name, which will start with the English letter M --however common in some countries, such as France, England, and North America--is like a sweet song to the ear of the woman he truly loves. He is a poet, a historian and a linguist at heart. And would walk through fire to protect his family.
You shoulda been there man. Ya boy Status was goin' in at Open Mic last week!
by Lyric Sky February 04, 2010
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Statuing

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING!
Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.
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Statuing

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING.
Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.
by Herself2536 September 10, 2018
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#Status

you are suppose 2 put somethin tht describes you or someone elses status....#______Status you can also say it outloud.
*kid sitting all alone* - #NoFriendStatus *Kid eatin whole cake* #FatAssStatus *Hella loud person* - #LoudMouthStatus
#Status
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Statue

(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."
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statue

Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)
by cremebrulee October 18, 2009
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