statey

common term used by teenagers to say state police or state trooper

i got busted for drugs by a fuckin statey last night

by hootie February 7, 2005

Stetsyn

A rare name derived from a character in a book and a cologne brand.
Few people have this name, and those who do are very special people or their parents were on something.

"Woah, that kids name is Stetsyn?"

"Yeah, and his little brother is named after a bird."

"Their mom must have been smoking something.."

by love_you :B July 26, 2009

Statey

A term used in much of Massachusetts to refer to a Massachusetts State Trooper.

Passenger: "Hey you gotta Statey on your tail"
Driver: "That's not a ... God Damnit!!!"

by BradenWC June 11, 2006

Stausy

act of being feisty in a sexual way

You're so stausy

by Nade Shot December 13, 2017

stassy

shortened name for stasshole.

"when you act like a stassy, it shows what a true stasshole you really are."

"i will visit gramma once a year. i have to go anyways to get my children's christmas gifts."

by nursebitter January 1, 2013

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009