The Scranton Strangler

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.

“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻

by Trav n Chan October 19, 2021

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

dick strangler

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.

by hump me September 4, 2003

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

by apricotes February 20, 2018

Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.

Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!

by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015

Stranglewank

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

by Janez June 6, 2009