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Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020
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When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010
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killing stalking

A korean manga/ graphic novel that's equally as fucked up as 'boku no pico' But liking it is totally socially acceptable (and encouraged) within the anime and otaku community.
Person A: Dude, have you read 'Killing Stalking'?
Person B: Ofc
Person A: Am I fucked up for liking it?
Person B: Probably but I am too soooo
by SuzuyaMoa January 7, 2017
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first-world starving

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.
"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"
by therealadri October 19, 2011
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Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy
by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021
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Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.
Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!
by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015
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killing stalking

mentally destructing masterpiece written and illustrated by koogi. if you simp for sangwoo or yoonbum please seek help.
person 1: are you ok?
person 2: no, i read killing stalking
by Cha '^' September 24, 2021
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