Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Starchild63

Starchild63 is a someone that likes music more than anything, especially the band "The Orion Experience"

They are a huge masochist, pessimist and are extremly paranoid
Besides that, starchild63 is also someone who doesn't love so easily, but when they do, they are willing to give their life up for them.
But take care, starchild63 can become obsessed easily!

Example1

P1: Dude i loveee The Orion Experience! I'm so obssesed with them!
P2: bruh don't be such a starchild63

Example 2

P1: i got his picture on my wall, i dream about him when i sleep, i go out of my way everyday just hoping that i'll catch him walking down the street, i know just where he went to school, i know the names of all his friends, i got a lock of his hair, i think i see him everywhere!

P2: dude, you're acting like starchild63..

by Cemetery whore February 9, 2023

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017

Starchild

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

by Padace September 30, 2008

starchild

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.

by Theodore Ulnak August 22, 2005