Star Wars Kid 

The last force sensitive boy, born into a generation of slackers and unbelievers. If you want to experience the legend go to jedimaster.net

Star Wars Kid says,"Size matters not."

Star Wars Kid by Ilitorat & brazen July 8, 2003

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 

It is the third movie in the Star Wars series, and is also the one in which Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader after being driven insane by fear of losing his girlfriend, Padme (or Queen Amidala.) It is also easily the most disturbing Star Wars movie, because near the end, Anakin/Darth Vader is burned alive...ON SCREEN...

Person 1: Omg, like, Twilight is totally, like the BEST MOVIE EVER, like!
Person 2: Uhm, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is better, bitch.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy September 16, 2013

star wars 

Quite possibly the most epic collection of science fiction stories ever made, it is the brilliantly designed brainchild of creator {George Lucas}. Telling the tale of the evil senator palpatine's rise to power and the legacy of the Skywalker family, you are wntered into a world where numerous aliens, planets, vehicles, droids, weapons, technology, and culture of a galaxy far, far away wrap your greatest imaginations in amazement. Join Anakin, Luke,Padme,Leia,Han, and Obi-Wan, as they struggle to defeat the Sith, and restore peace to the galaxy

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Episode III
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Shadows of the Empire
Return of the Jedi

star wars by Sideshow Fred December 21, 2003

Star Wars Kid 

A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.

Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??

Star Wars Kid by Bradley the Explorer January 28, 2004

star wars battlefront 

The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week

Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?

star wars battlefront by joyboy53 April 20, 2015

Star Wars Kid 

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

Star Wars Kid by Newbia April 26, 2004

star wars job 

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

star wars job by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016