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standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
by hodags1966 July 22, 2018
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standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.
You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.
by srnand June 18, 2017
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Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
by OgJaw February 11, 2013
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Sanziana

Sânziană is the Romanian name for gentle fairies who play an important part in local folklore, the name stands for sân ("saint", "holy") and zână (a word used for fairies in general).
Another likely etymology is that the word comes from the Latin "Sancta Diana", the Roman goddess of the hunt and moon who was known to be the virgin goddess and looked after virgins and women.
"Sanziana is a rare and beautiful name"
by Wiki.pedia January 22, 2013
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My Coochie Be Stankin

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009
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Standito

A variation of the popular phrase "standard", meaning "fair" or "average". (Apparently) It is spanish for standard.
Will: Enjoy the party?
Jimmy: Standito
Will: What does that mean?
Jimmy: It's spanish for standard.
Will: Fair one on your behalf!
by Libertin0 January 24, 2011
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