Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."

by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

Stinsoned

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004

Standon

The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect

Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie

Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?

by thinkfast03 March 30, 2009

Standon

A perfect unity of two fun, nice and mature person.

Aww, they are such a standon!

by Dreamblackcat February 15, 2009

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016