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Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.
by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007
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Sylvester Stallone

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
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Scanlon Debate

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.
"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."
by Mister Four January 10, 2010
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Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.
DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!
by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020
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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019
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Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.
Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides
by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019
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Stallones

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).
Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."
by jabeans February 26, 2011
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