Too Straight

The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.

Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight

by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Straight tiktok

Straight tiktok is mostly hypehouse, dances, and povs. It is very boring and If you are on straight tiktok you a probably boring. (You can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.)

Person 1: "Mom, dad, lets get one thing straight, I murdered the family dog."
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.

by historonay May 26, 2020

straight tiktok

A name to categorize bland, unfunny, boring, and uninteresting videos on the video-sharing platform TikTok. (Does not necessarily correlate with one’s sexuality)

I think Molly is on straight TikTok. Her for-you page is a bunch of shirtless teenage boys dancing.

by IAmHelloForU June 4, 2020

straight-up

Not hiding anything or not hiding much. Telling the truth. Being honest. Keepin' it real

He was straight-up when he said he doesn't like the way his boss treats him.

by youknow247son May 24, 2008

Straight Cheeks

Straight Cheeks refers to the level of skill someone has at something which is inferior to most. You may also hear someone refer to such pisspoor skill-level as, "straight buns"

Yo, Mike is straight cheeks at 2K! He can't even guard with his defender!

by Nai329 July 21, 2017

Spicy Straight

A term that straight white girls use when facing a question of "What's your sexuality?" but wanna seem quirky. You'd often finding those girls using this with a side of "Kill all men!". They say that they're attracted to girls too but they would never date one. Actually, if you ever came out to a girl who's "Spicy straight" they would probably stay the hell away from you for the next couple of years in fear that you might fall in love with them. No one wants a taste of your vagina Stacy! Anyways, this term is quite offensive to actual people in the LGBTQ+ community so please don't seriously use this against sexuality hate crime.

Quirky Girl: I'm spicy straight
Lesbian girl: Please do shut the fuck up.

by riI3y January 12, 2021