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swonkey

slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
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Swonk

1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.

2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.
"Jessica from math class asked me to help her with homework last night. SWONK!!"
"Check that girl out over there looking at books. I'm gonna go help her out. SWONK!!"
by KingTrav June 27, 2018
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Squonky

A funny sounding noise, or something that looks wacky and wonky but in a groovy way. Like an out of tune piano being played or a loud, out there brass instrument. Squonky can also mean having a brilliant time & letting loose, when you're really goin' for it and you're in your element. For example, kids having a good squonk in the park. Or getting squonky to your favourite music, having a good dance and a woop woop boogie! It is definitely a good thing to be squonky.
The catbus and totoro in Ghibli's My Neighbour Totoro are well squonky.
by weesquonk September 12, 2014
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Squonky

1) Another name for a inbreed redneck.

2) What you have when you breed a squirrel with a donkey.
1) Becky is such a squonky, her sister is her mom.

2) We didn't know what to feed the squonky, hay or nuts.
by ashbash2121 September 2, 2018
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Squonky

An adjective used to describe something that is borderline orgasmic.
Yo man you have to try this, its squonky.
by Ongrong February 20, 2019
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squonk

adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.
That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.
by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008
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