Squonk

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

by leslieknope May 15, 2014

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonk

see squiff.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

squonks

A squonks is a person with a relatively high pitched voice, A squonks is usually a little person that plays online games such as fortnite, people use this as an insult towards the little kids online.

Squonks : "hey guys can you drop me that gold pump"
Man 1: "SHUT UP YOU SQUONKS CUNT"
Man 2: "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by lonkasauresrex November 24, 2019

squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018