Squouch

The position you make between a squat and a crouch.

She squouched over the McDonald's sweat tea cup to take a poo.

by CoNiGMa May 14, 2016

SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

That yellow square guy

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"

by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns November 22, 2022

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

squanch

A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.

Man that was a squanch move.

by Troy R November 8, 2007

Sqonch

The act of doing anything in general

Ashley:"Sqonch the squirrel in the tree."
Victoria:"Sqonch the spoon (haha spoon) in the pudding."
Rebecca:"SQONCH!"

by Victoria :) June 18, 2008

squincher

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squench

A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.

"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.

by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012