Squirting Squid

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 25, 2020

Squanding

Bonding with your squad.

Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.

by Codegreen February 26, 2015

Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

Squirting

When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!

as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.

by girl who can squirt every time March 9, 2014

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009