squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

squiggly diggly

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.

Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!

by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

Squiggly Titties

Titties with a dick between them

I was getting it in with those squiggly titties last night a had my dick between them like two scoops of raisins-RB

by mightknight February 8, 2021

squiggly herman

the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles

Roll down the window, I just farted, and it was a squiggly herman.

by wiufatz2 May 5, 2011

Squiggly Dong

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!

He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong

by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010

Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

squiggly bun

1. huggable
2. nuzzable under the chinable
3. new baby smell
4. cute
5. my little girl
and that's that!

by Me October 19, 2003