When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
by Flealan February 23, 2008
Get the The Squidward mug.A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.
You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!
by PeachyK January 9, 2011
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The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 26, 2015
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Get the squidward mug.The uncontrollable laughter that ensues after a cushion makes an awkward gas-passing sound when someone sits on it.
by Threeuhamigos November 6, 2019
Get the Squabularity mug.When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
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