DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011

west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.

I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!

by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Squeezies

Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)

Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)

by JohnnyB88 March 17, 2007

Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"

by docwolfstone November 3, 2008

Main Squeezie

Best friend of yours

Dang d00d datz my main squeezie

by Bagboy (Jake Duardo) September 1, 2004

squeener

A square wiener. A prizm shaped phallus.

Nothing fits tighter in a round hole than a squeener.

by luckyboots July 2, 2006