Squeaker

A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).

Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!

by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 2, 2008

Shit Squeezer

Anus, anal cavity, butthole, asshole.

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.

by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".

Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.

by code 3 response October 12, 2010