squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

squeemlet

A midget trapped in a very small space.

Tom Thumb was trapped in a cardboard box, therefore, he is a squeemlet.

by CSS May 9, 2003

squeegie kid

punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.

I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

take a squeege

In reference to urination.

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

squeegebag

window-washer slang for "noob"
-a novice at window-washing, one who does not know what they are doing.
All talk, no skill.

When Aaron Krupb used a rag to wipe down a window, we knew he was a squeegebag

by FineShine55 August 4, 2008