Squeelosh

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.

1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.

by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009

squeels

shoes with wheels, much cooler than roller blades.

damn son! look at him! he's riding dirrrty on squeels

by jukester May 9, 2006

Squeezle

a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.

You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me

by Jeemsy March 7, 2011

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Mad Squabbles

1. Being really skilled at something.
2. Reacting fast to do something bold.

1. Dog, you got mad squabbles on the basketball court.
2. Dog, you had mad squabbles chasin' after them dudes that shot at you.

by DICE GAME December 28, 2005

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

mad squables

good street fighting skills

Kick his ass! You got mad squables boy.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005