squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise

connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

squewkin

When an object comes to a point. e.g a triangle contains 3 squewkins.

can you see the squewkin on that pyramid

by daeItPoo July 14, 2010

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

Squeakfest

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.

Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!

by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022

Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

anal squeamish

When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if he or she is being penetrated. Then one would be considered anal squeamish.

Harry:Hey man hows it going? (Taps Llyod on the gluttious maximus)
Llyod: WHOA!!! (Jumps for fear)
Harry: What are you? Anal Squeamish?

by Rump_roast February 8, 2007