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Get the Squash mug.A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole
“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”
“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”
“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”
“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”
“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”
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Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty
Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche
Example 2. - At the pub
Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything
Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty
Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche
Example 2. - At the pub
Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything
Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
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Get the Squash that noise mug.n. (skwi’ss) A small amount of urine remaining in the urethra after a good piss which if not fully squeezed out, may dribble into one’s underpants. This is also known as leopard spotting.
The unit of measurement for squiss is variable and should be calculated using a sliding scale of the sum of 1mL for every inch of girth plus 1mL for every inch of length, or x = 1mL(g) + 1mL(l). Exceed these parameters and squiss ceases to be squiss and you’ve actually just pissed yourself.
The unit of measurement for squiss is variable and should be calculated using a sliding scale of the sum of 1mL for every inch of girth plus 1mL for every inch of length, or x = 1mL(g) + 1mL(l). Exceed these parameters and squiss ceases to be squiss and you’ve actually just pissed yourself.
Brian: Dude, why you walking so funny?
Spencer: I got squiss running down my leg.
Joe: For you that must be like what, 3 quarts?
Spencer: Damn right.
Spencer: I got squiss running down my leg.
Joe: For you that must be like what, 3 quarts?
Spencer: Damn right.
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Get the Thot Squats mug.Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
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