Squishage

when something has a lot of squishing.

You're wearing really tight pants and your butt is being squished ,, there is squishage in the bottom.

There is a lot of squishage in that clown car.

by Tater-tot19 June 28, 2010

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012

squishability

The ability for something to stay squished. ie: the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

by mandado12 July 9, 2014

Squamish

Anal sex. Squamish is the "back door to North Van."

"Hey I heard you two went to Squamish last night!"
"Aw yeah we did!"

by SweetSuit December 4, 2016

squishakins

a uglyass bitch with squishy fat.

-she/becomes a demon which is so called ‘squishakins’
- it is a demonic fat bitch that wears makeup to sleep

omg yo did you hear?
what
aleah is a squishakins in real life!
no way
yes way!
rip her soul
where’s my holy water
fuck that. where’s jesus?!

by micdroptrigger June 9, 2018

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018