spelling 

Absent from the internet.

L0lzz!!! 5734m 5uX 1 r 73h 1337!

Spelling, O Spelling, where art thou? Along with grammar, punctuation...?

spelling by Comrade Dmtri May 28, 2004

beef swellington 

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

beef swellington by McFred March 12, 2011

spelling test 

An extremery easy test which you have the answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

spelling test by mommy's friend March 25, 2013

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living

Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol

selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019

tori spelling 

the ultimate butterface

Butterface: omg she is such a tori spelling

tori spelling by Glycerine2222 December 9, 2010

jack skellington 

the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing

jack skellington by doorswhore June 10, 2004

Selling dreams 

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.

Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*

Selling dreams by Geri Young December 29, 2007