spworm

Single giant sperm cell, the size of a worm or a small snake. It wriggles out of the penis in a painless ejaculation, after which it can easily be caught and disposed to prevent pregnancy.

Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).

"Man, I wish I could expel a spworm from my dick. It would feel really good!"
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."

spworm by anarcholinguist June 17, 2024