spanktank

A battle lion by nature

That guy is a true spanktank

by BATTLE LION1337 December 3, 2007

Spankbank

Is the mental image bank that thirsty men store as a visual stimuli to later pleasure themselves. However much of these images are gather in creepy inappropriate behavior such as getting to close, putting their crotch right in front of an unsuspecting girl’s face and or groping her during otherwise casual interaction like at work.

My ex roommate, would make small talk w/ me just before he took his shower. I didn’t realize he was filling his spankbank so he could go jerk off until a year later.

by Coolcandle August 25, 2019

spunkjunk

Porn magazines that have been spunked on and the pages are stuck together rendering it useless.

My buddy found some spunkjunk in the laundrymat bathroom.

by ernie_the_monk July 28, 2009

swankwanknobfucker

Shit inside a toenail and then lick it count to 10 then finger your dog

Dog cum everywhere swankwanknobfucker

by Cummyinmybummy June 16, 2018

Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.

Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey

by lalalalawl December 17, 2009

spunkdunk

Spunkdunk is the name given to a a bucket full of cum, that a woman immerses her face in.

Wow, check out that chick. She is having a whale of a time in that spunkdunk. She's literally covered in jizz.

by Jon October 10, 2004

snankwankle

the worse possible thing in the universe to be. if someone calls you a snankwakle you have been given the worst insult you could imagine.

OH im a dick??!?! WELL YOUR A SNANKWANKLE!!

by fd crackhead January 19, 2011