spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

Sunken Ship

A term that describes older skanks who have been worn "loose" and have "sunk" to the point where they are no longer attractive. From the term "Loose lips, sink ships"

Ann Wilson, from Heart, is a prime example of a sunken ship.

by PB Blaster April 27, 2006

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

nancy spungen

Nancy Spungen was a go getter just as any popular star has been known to do. She was beautiful, intellegent and she didn't turn Sid out to "hard core dope" as Sid was already an Speed Freak. she may have introduced him to heroin but she also pushed him to be better than he was. Which was a no talented bass guitarist who regularly made a fool of himself long before Nancy came into his life. Atleast she tried to find him gigsafter THe Sex Pistols broke up because Lord knows that lazy ass Sid didn't try. I love ya Nancy! May you and Sid rest in peace for eternity.

Behind every sorry man there is a good but misunderstood woman!

by 80's Peroxide Junkie January 16, 2005

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

spanken

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011