SPOOFish

A strong tendency to douchebaggery.

Trolling internet forums is SPOOFish.

by Pyrodeus January 11, 2009

swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018

Swordfished

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.

I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.

by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019

Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

Swordfishtrombones

Album number seven from artist-in-the-shadows, Tom Waits. Released in 1983, it was a forty minute, thirteen track, carnival mad house of wicked instrumentals and monologues. The album's title track is a story of a demented soldier returning home, hell bent on giving a show. The second track, Shore Leave, is a squeaky love ballad from a sailor to the land and his girl.

An excerpt from Swordfishtrombones'
Gin Soaked Boy

I got a belly full of you and that Leavenworth stuff
Now I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna get tough
You been lying to me, how could you crawl so low
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

I come home last night full a filth of Old Crow
You said you going to your ma's but where the hell did you go?
You went and slipped out nights, you didn't think that I'd know
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Swordfishing

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat

I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.

by Dcorks December 31, 2018

spoolfish

a person who likes to spool other people (see geoffs definition) or a person who is stupid or immature and takes part in the disgusting act of spooling

Geoff yor such a spoolfish

by Megarticus July 26, 2006