Sprite.man_

A man with a penis the size of the eiffel tower. He can easily school you in gorilla tag and can fuck you in beat saber.

Gorilla 1: oh shit its sprite.man_
Gorilla 2: we better leave or are arms will get tired
Gorilla 1: oh and i bet he gets all the bitches

by Sprite.man_ April 28, 2022

Spritenaid HT

lemonade mixed with sprite

boy I am thirsty for some of thet delicious spritenaid HT

by extremecinzabunz December 5, 2013

spitman

when someone inserts there tongue in a dick hole

i love to spitman

by bazzigee February 17, 2018

Springman feet

Smelly ass feet that stinks up the whole room

Bob had a bad case of springman feet

by Sloopypoopynig March 3, 2019

spritecranberry.net

a place you can get free sprite! And it even has a ton of flavors to pick from!

Hey Guys imma go order some sprite on spritecranberry.net!!! So give me a minute

by that one friend you forget December 3, 2019

Spritecranberry.net

DOG 🐕 ANAL

Spritecranberry.net Finger in doggos butt

by Sexyboinick👑👑👑 December 8, 2020

SPRITEKAT

/ˈsprītkat/
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.

mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."

mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."

by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021