Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.
by navyed06 June 18, 2007
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cheddar spreader

A moment in time where you and a partner of your choosing both spread your cheeks in harmony and touching cusp to cusp and while farting simultaneously
Wow babe that one sounded as wet as a cheddar spreader..
by HashtagAnnabelle September 15, 2017
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ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.
His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.
by bill November 26, 2004
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cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things
Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
by The nagger June 12, 2009
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Spreader wives

The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020
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Super-spreader

When a man or woman is sexually aroused by using a butter knife to spread their own cum on their sexual partner(s)
I wouldn’t hook up with him, I’ve heard he’s a super-spreader.
by Mrs Spread October 17, 2020
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