Spotify

THE MUSIC PLATFORM WHICH IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IT SEMD YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAS A LOT OF ADS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS SO GOOODD I PRAY THEY WILL MAKE IT CHEAP

A : do u use Spotify
B : no I use apple music

A : *blocks b cutely*

by akakakakakakakakakkakakakak February 4, 2023

spotify

An escape from the outside world. or a common method to.

I love spotify.

(escaping ^ from the outside world)

by richd4g July 17, 2024

spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

spotify

personal therapy

i love spotify.

by chair gnawer December 27, 2023

Spotify

My saving grace

Guy: You know Spotify?

Guy 2: *Stares intensely*

by Saddfoxx March 19, 2024

Spotify

A app which is unusable if you don’t pay for premium

Spotify is very shit - Rexqex 2003

by Rexqex June 26, 2024

Spótify

The Spanish version of the word "Spotify," indicates people who have no life and listen to music all day. They listen to new songs every day, saying things like, "Did you see Drake's new album?"

Miguel: "María, did you watch the new album by Jake on Spótify?"

María: "Miguel, I'm studying. Pester me about it later. There's a test tomorrow."

Miguel: "But did you see Drake's new album on Spótify?"

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023