Spotify Premium

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.

Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium

by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021

Spotify

That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.

John: Yo bro do you like Spotify?
Tom: Oh you mean YT music with less steps?

by Veryepiclemon October 11, 2021

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotiphobia

Spotiphobia (n): Extreme or irrational fear of one's embarrassing song/album selection being broadcast to one's entire network of friends caused by the ridiculous Sharing auto-settings in Spotify, even if said song/album is not being played in Spotify.

I was listening to Nickleback on repeat in iTunes and had to pause mid-song to check and make sure this info wasn't being broadcast on Facebook because I suffer from Spotiphobia.

by LadyParty February 26, 2013

Spotify ads

I just got one and they are pretty fucking annoying. I'm not gonna waste my money on fucking premium though. That shit is a waste of fucking money. AND STOP GIVING ME TOILET PAPER ADS ON SPOTIFY

spotify ads are bitch

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

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When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

by zspin1 July 14, 2014