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Sportacus

A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.

Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.

Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
by Canid-Kaiba June 11, 2016
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Spartacus

Spartacus was a Thracian Gladiator of Normadic stock, who (along with several other "generals") in the year 73BC, led a slave uprising that started at the school of Gladiatoral arts situated in ancient Capua, Rome. The rebellion started off with a relatively small number of escaped slaves numbering around 70, but grew to consist of over 100,000 slaves who had escaped their Roman masters to join Spartacus in rebellion. He was later put down in 71BC by Marcus Crassus and Gnaeus Pompeus Magnus (also known as Pompey - THE Pompey) following the battle of Siler River.

In the aftermath of the war, Crassus famously crucified 6000+ of the surviving rebels along the Via Appa with each cross standing several feet apart from each other, from Capua to Rome.
Spartacus was a fierce warrior.
by Historian7769 July 8, 2016
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Sportacus

a guy from the show LazyTown who has the most gorgeous body ever and the lushest eyes ever, really blue and cute! although he has a wierdly close relationship thing going on with Stephanie sharing hugs, secrets and consern. which is questionable, as he is 42 and she is fourteen or sixtenn or something like that. hmmmm...
Note: When someone is in trouble Sportacus uses his famous phrase "Someone's in trouble""
However when stephanie is in trouble he says "Stephanie needs me!"
This may be seen as evidence to back up the point that there is something going on between them...
by dougal_love May 13, 2006
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Spurtious

An event that is outside the norm, to the extent that it might be forged.
Thye results that we are seeing on Google are spurtious
by shewords February 9, 2010
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multi-sportical

referring to when one is good at many sports
e.g holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical
holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical
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I am sparticus

This is something that is good to use in either a crowded room full of geeks or in an IRC chat.

Originated from sparticus...
You: "I am sparticus!!!!"

Everyone else: "No, I am sparticus!","I am sparticus", "He lies. I am sparticus" and so forth.
by The Spooky Twigg November 6, 2004
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Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.
Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus
by Mattsit February 13, 2021
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