shorteen

A fly girl that is too young to perform sexual intercourse with. Also acceptable: shawteen and other drawls.

"Yo check out chica on the side of the road, dude!"
"Yeah Faceman, you're gonna have to wait a few years, she's shorteen."

by Johnny Faceman July 19, 2007

Shortee Fiya

'Playa' slang for: A group of attractive ladies

"There's a shortee fiya burnin' on the dance floor."

by T-Lame July 13, 2009

Sportcession

When your city, college, state, or country is in a huge sports drought. Meaning that you were once a competitive team but are no longer.

Ronnie: Yo man, haven't seen in years, where you living these days?

Big Mike: Oakland.

Ronnie: Ohh dude, that sucks, you guys are in a huge sportcession.

Big Mike: Tell me about it

by thebearjew69 June 11, 2011

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

sportress

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

by The moving banana May 14, 2017

Sporters

A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word

Are your children sporters?

by Waffle Noodle March 17, 2021

Shortee

The sexy girl in the friend group most fashionable, hottest, and coolest girl there ever is

Fred: whos that girl over there she is so f*cking h hot
Carl: oh that’s Shortee the hottest Gil there ever is
Cole: watch it she’s mine

by Shortee_229 September 19, 2021