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Spoony Girl

A female who has no intention of being dtf and all they want to do is cuddle and tease you
Bro #1: bro when she came over to watch netflix we actually jus watched netflix
Bro #2: yo shes a total spoony girl
Spoony Girl by Shane.snyder June 16, 2015

Spoony Call 

Single individuals who fien for that passionate warm endless comfort found only in magical partnerships without further obligation.

Truly passionate spoonal arrangements by a groupie or by individuals seeking warm endless comfort.
Text message to other participating party:
"I am looking for passionate endless comfort. Spoony call?"
Spoony Call by FrankyMai August 28, 2009

spoony harpoony 

When you’re spooning and you pop a boner.
The other night during our cuddles mike gave me a spoony harpoony.
spoony harpoony by Snixx0907 December 27, 2018

spoony bard 

Can be said of a retard, since the original character that said it really meant to insult. Also, these people tend to think they are the pope, and look like retards with plastic bags over their heads.
Spoony bard is synonymous with retard or manbuttsechs.
spoony bard by Voorg January 26, 2009

Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

The Spoony One 

The best reviewer of anything, like Yor he's the man . Trust him in all things, save his opinions on wolverines , his opinions on movies about said wolverines are correct though, So grab your rat named Blob ,and help me cut the choice meats before you head off in search of this great bard and always beware of FMQ !
Ye who wishes to hear the gospel search in the land of google or the dreaded demesnes of MSN for the spoony experiment there ye shall find The Spoony One
The Spoony One by Jaycene May 4, 2009