spoonie

A scots word meaning 'foolish person' or 'drug abusing child molester'

aye ken in Macduff there's big spoonie n little spoonie wi' there little girls in their car

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.

"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"

by Todd Hepburn August 23, 2005

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

Spoonie

Party animal, found in manchester. Loves travelling especially to thailand and spain. Loves the number 8. Enjoys elephant riding in thailand. Now lives in Madrid with Spanish Bird. Loves flakin girls across the arse. Likes girls who like Yorkies. Fond of the Jager...and buckets of.

Spoonie it up, Spoonie Spoonie Spoonie (to the melody of ruby ruby ruby), Spoony is mad for it, Mix that bucket with Spoonie, Samsung it up Spoonie, Jager it up Spoonie,

by Shambo May 20, 2008

spoonie

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.

"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."

by gaeegg January 9, 2017

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

spoony bard

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.

You spoony bard!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003