spooniac

A queer person who likes to spoon with other queer people.

Comes from the root word spoon, or the position couples use in bed, and -iac meaning someone who often/likes to do the implied.

You shouldn't be such a spooniac!

by Jack Hilbridge December 15, 2004

spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.

Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

spoontang

when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line

Dude I think I got a big one.
No, it's probably just spoontang.

by cambodave October 10, 2008

spoonjahns

A vagina-specifically one with "spongy" or thick lips. The term comes from Corpus Spongiosum, which is the name for the paired sponge-like caverns on either side of the penis that engorge with blood upon sexual arousal. "Spoonjahns" is the feminine analog for that male structure. I believe that this may also be the origin of the even shorter "poon".

You should have seen the spoonjahns on that chick at the go-go bar!

by kyme November 12, 2006

Spoonlandia

A neighborhood inhabited principally by African American individuals and their families (niggers). Usualy, the housing is provided by the government.

Man I hate driving through spoonlandia, the coons are really out today. It must be the first or fifteenth of the month, government check day.

by key-man.12345 August 27, 2013

spoontang

pussy so good you eat it with a spoon to make sure you get every last drop.

She's really got a spoontang, and I'm gonna marry her.

by buocgucgu May 6, 2006

spoonman

A particular individual who enjoys the expletive: "SPOON!"

That guy on "The Tick" is such a spoonman.

by Sterling April 29, 2003