spooniac

A queer person who likes to spoon with other queer people.

Comes from the root word spoon, or the position couples use in bed, and -iac meaning someone who often/likes to do the implied.

You shouldn't be such a spooniac!

by Jack Hilbridge December 15, 2004

Spoony Spoonicus

the man who invented the spoon

Spoony Spoonicus, you're mad, you cannot invent an object with a small handle and a cup like head.

by been jammin August 26, 2005

Spoonication

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

Spoonicle

a word used to describle the 'little spoon' in a spooning session.

guy: 'can we spoon?'
girl: 'yes, can i be the spoonicle?'
guy: 'ok'

by lollot16 August 14, 2011

Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.

"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."

by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

Spoonjacking

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010