sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

spongonbadoo

an exclamation, to express excitement or anticipation about an upcoming event.

we gettin crunk tonight? spongonbadooooo!!

by j-dawg November 9, 2004

Spongbob

A very kewl spong that lives under sea and cock Crabby paties for mr.crab

he also enjoys Hunting Jellyfish and Singing the fun song
Also knows as the Gangsta yellow spong

That kids Trying to be spongbob

by Arosh January 15, 2005

sponging it

its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart

jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence*
jerry: ewwww! JACK!

by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007

spongion

A person who is spacey and oblivious. Often associated with a lot hallucinogenic drug use.

Look at that spongion over there! He is just staring at that door handle for some reason!

by hambonearoundtheworld March 15, 2010

Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.

Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.

by Improvize June 20, 2011

Sponging

When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

Sponge;Sponged;Sponging

"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."

by ReD JaK April 24, 2010