Shochu Tuesday

An excuse for social alcoholics to drink on a Tuesday and not feel guilty about it.

Milo: ugh, I'm still recovering from Mojito Monday.

Stephen: Well drink your detox tea because tonight is Shochu Tuesday and tomorrow is Rock-and-Sake Wednesday!

by sydeburn May 26, 2009

Spockmate

Victory condition for an argument where only one participant cares about the point being debated.

"...so you see, Scotty's affectation of a Scottish accent in the original Star Trek is a reference to the dominance of the Scottish shipbuilding industry in the 19th century."

"Fine! Yes! You win! You have me spockmated! Stop talking!"

by Logan Hawkes May 1, 2006

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

Spocklet

I piece of Java-script Code placed within a Browser Bookmark, normally designed to run in Firefox, Chrome, or Safari. The Spocklet is launched to load game management Scripts, to assist in the tediousness of playing the Game Mafia Wars.

The Repeat Job Spocklet was used to help get through all the clicking necessary in Destination Vegas.

The Link-a-Nator Spocklet is a great tool to help generate gifting links.

by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 12, 2011

spockface

the face someone makes during orgasm... that looks no different to their everyday face.

didn't you enjoy that? yes... why do u ask? u pulled a spockface!

by jamesking11 February 28, 2012

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006