A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008
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Get the sposed mug.A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.
Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .
Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?
Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .
Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?
Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.
by Td November 5, 2021
Get the Sponsored By Adidas mug.A pawjob (usually referencing to a foot job in the furry community) done with maple syrup in a IHOP or Denny's or any type of diner were maple syrup is available
Server: Hey, did you hear table 2b gave a Canadian pawjob snobsocker?
Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen
Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen
by Smolittlebean August 5, 2023
Get the Canadian pawjob snobsocker mug.The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
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