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Slow Fade

Pronunciation: 'slO 'fAd
Function: verb
1: lacking in readiness, or willingness to accept a budding relationship therefore, institutes this passive aggressive method of disappearing from a relationship all together over an extended period of time.
by Anonymous2007 May 23, 2007
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2.slow

The 2.0 liter VW engine found in many mk3s. It is very slow, but reliable and can take a beating.
"Yeah man I just got a '96 2.slow GTI. It's not fast but it's a cheap daily driver.
by awkinnun December 23, 2009
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Slow Fade

When you start 'talking' to someone but you realize you're really not interested, so you 'slowly fade' out of the relationship and then out of their life.
Girl 1: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 2: He was really annoying, I pulled a slow fade.
by dgafcuzimstoned March 20, 2010
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Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.
I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.
by BadtotheTron November 15, 2012
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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Slow Turtle

Colby Mekiliesky
Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.
by Suscammy December 9, 2018
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Slow Grind

Common Phrase for hard work and patience.

The Slow Grind is essentially the most important element in building a relationship with a girl. The Slow Grind is referred to as a tactical technique for getting a girl. It is key to not rush things, since this is assured to backfire on you. One must not rush into a relationship with a girl, but instead use the Slow Grind technique. Like any thing in life, one must work hard for it. (This is the grind component). Building off of this, things will most likely go in your direction if you are patient and optimistic.

You cannot expect glory in the blink of an eye. The ultimate goal of the Slow Grind is to succeed. With that being said, success comes with time and patience. That is why you must be cautious of your own actions toward a girl and not take things to the next level when it is not the time yet. For instance, if you like a girl and she appears to like you too, it wouldn't be a bad idea to make conversation with her and get to know her hobbies and her personality better. The bad move in this situation would be to invite her out with you if she doesn't even know you well enough yet. Us guys understand that girls are not prizes to be won or to be showed off to friends, but need to be treated with respect and kindness. To increase the chances of the Slow Grind working in your favor, take things slow and have a positive attitude.
Example 1: Guy 1: "Yo what's good homies." Guy 2: "Ayy not much, I'm just working on that slow grind." Guy 3: "Hell yeah dude!"

Example 2: Guy 1: "Yo are you going to get with that girl?" Guy 2 : "Bro, you already know that I'm on that slow grind."

Example 3: Guy 1: "Why don't you make a move already?" Guy 2: "I figured it would be better if I use the slow grind." Guy1 : "Good choice man!"
by Yowhat'sgood-S October 18, 2017
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