Sploot

Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.

I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

Sploot

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003

Sploot

Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss

I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.

by BigChungles May 10, 2020