Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

by jellis.e July 13, 2017

Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Shlobbing

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023