splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

spliff

also splif

(From split <divided> + spiff <well-dresssed or good>)

a quality cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marajuana, initially popular on Europe's Iberian Peninsula

additionally, the term has been adopted to mean any high quality or well-rolled marajuana joint

"I don't have much weed left, but I can roll us both a spliff."
OR
"The party was wack 'til mah nigga busted out a FATTY spliff!"

by Johann7 August 24, 2004

spliffy

A marijauna cigereyye. originated from word 'spliff'

Nice job rolling that spliffy!

by pindrys April 20, 2003

Splifferation

An orgonisation of people who belive in solidarity, peace, pacafism, freedom, unity, love, respect, seek knowlege as power, no to tyranny, no to the monetary system and also the freedom of smoking hem good treez ;)

I was doon the high st the other day and this police officer tryed to arrest me, so i said i am part of the splifferation alliance and he hesitated to tak eme to the cells, due to Splifferation being in partnership with the amnesty International group.

by Insight420 January 30, 2010

splifferette

Rolling a spliff with scrapings form your grinder when your all out.

Dean: shit man, we out of weed!
Dave: I'll roll a splifferette.
Dean: Yeah man, scrape that shit outta that grinder....
Dave: Fuck yeah.

by the_sk8_dude February 15, 2006